Thursday, October 3, 2013

Speaking of Getting Shot

It was a hot summer day a few years ago.  A little old lady went food shopping.  She put her groceries in the back seat of her  car.  She got in her car and was getting ready to drive home.  Pop in the back of her head.  She slumped over on the steering wheel.  She stayed like that for about a half hour.  A police car came by and saw her laying on the steering wheel.  He opened the car door and said to the lady are you okay.  The lady replied I have been shot in the head.  The cop noticed their was a biscuit on the back of her head.  Her biscuits exploded in the hot car and popped her in the head. 
I thought this was one of the funniest true stories I have ever heard.
What would we ever do without little senior citizens like her.  Dear Lord!

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